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It's Thursday July the 27 around 10:41AM and

Vancouver Canadians Need Mullets

One side effect of being a travelling hobo and missing summer in Vancouver is missing the entire season of Vancouver Canadians games. There is nothing better than minor league baseball. It's best served up, how Deadspin sees it, with Mullet nights, and Dukes of Hazzard nights.

"Although now nearly extinct in the wild, the mullet once roamed in great herds across the North American continent. And thanks to the Portland Beavers of the Pacific Coast League, you can relive the glory on Thursday during Miller Lite Mullet Night, as the Beavers take on the Oklahoma RedHawks. Among the Mullet Night activities in previous years have been hubcap-tossing, toilet-seat horseshoes, a redneck dress-up contest and demoltion derby. Or wait, that last one may have been just the clearing the parking lot at the end of the game."

The C's could maybe use a mullet night perhaps to jolt them into first place - they are currently 1 game behind Salem-Keizer. And with a 14-5 home record, chances are you could see a W. But as far as I can see Friday is Fireworks night - not exactly a big draw during the real fireworks we suspect - and then on Saturday it's "Ladies Night" - free roses to the first 1000 ladies fellas! Show us a Ladie's Mullet Night and you have a deal partner.

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Posted by: dorker

July 27, 2006 04:24 PM

They totaly need a fauxhawk night.
I'm not sure what the events could be maybe give away free pedicures. But
baseball and hair style just go together, pure marketing genius.

Comb-over night! give away baseballs with little comb overs!