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It's Sunday February the 18 around 7:12PM and

Britney Spears Wrinkles Space Time Continuum

I guess you have to figure that there is some great disturbance in the force if Britney Spears goes mental, shaves her head, and all that right? But it wasn't until I read this line over at Golden Fiddle, "Rehab in Antigua for one day, shaved head, and whore ink takes rook. It’s your move, rotting corpse of Anna Nicole Smith… Oh, well played!"

And then you wonder, as the butterfly flaps its wings in Britney's head, that you could see the effects in downtown Vancouver.

This afternoon I may have seen the following:

1. In front of the art gallery there were two urchins giving out free hugs. Apparently this happens all the time. Free hugs are, well, gross and creepy - like a newborn baby. But who would want a free hug from a guy with some blue hair?

2. Meanwhile, a couple of blocks later i saw a pair of girls with the following: Lululemons, check. Probably shouldn't have been wearing them, check. Little dogs, check. Talking on cell phones, check. Completely ridiculous, priceless.

There you go. At least someone is bringing sexy back, Direct TV digs up 1970's 'hairy' Burt Reynolds for print ads. Take that Britney Spears. You, freak.

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