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It's Friday May the 11 around 6:23AM and

Buzz Dump: Cats vs Turtles Rumble Edition

I don't know what it is about the eternal struggle between the house cat and the turtle that is so compelling, but watch and understand. That turtle is cray-zee.

*I have to agree. This may very well be "the greatest and best video of all time." Watch it.

*And since that was so amazing. How can the same world also produce this? Blonde Ambition Trailer starring Jessica Simpson. Come on.

*I guess the same kind of world that can produce hundreds of stinky cheeses and have the worst contestents on their version of Idol. Pierre sings Grace Kelly. Can Sarkozy fix this quagmire too?

*I can't leave videos at this. The Vitaminwater badminton commercial with David Ortiz is pretty awesome.

*For that matter, let's add yesterday's TV Squad Daily with Brigitte.

*Well, fancy that my pretties. There is a whole website devoted to Hot Chicks With Douchebags. I came for the chuckle, and I stayed for this, "I'm not sure when 19th Century literary villains started emerging as 21st century douchebags. But someone needs to close the book on this trend as soon as douchily possible." (Via CityRag)

*Wonkette presents Cheney's Vacation Scrapbook: "Dick Cheney’s trip to Baghdad has been chock full of all the laughs and hijinks we’ve come to expect from that jolly old character and his neocolonial pet project."

*And if we're on the Cheney neocolonialism, I still enjoy James Spader as Howard Shore on Boston Legal. Watch his Guantanamo Rant. He rules.

*Dear Oli. Please take note of this how to video on Guyliner.

*Go meet Allison Stokke. Aparently pole vaulting is the sexy.

*Remember Josh Waitzkin (Searching For Bobby Fisher)? His trailer for his book is hilarious.

*Writer couldn't get into eat at Thomas Keller's The French Laundry. See writer attempt to document via blog every recipe in his book. Killer.

*Finally. The history of the ironic t-shirt.

*Trump. The meat? He's raised the steaks...