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It's Tuesday January the 15 around 10:49PM and

Buzz Dump: Do you know what Freedom is?

My morning started with watching this creepy Tom Cruise scientology video and it ends with news he tried to pick up Jennifer Garner years ago with a super weird line: "Do you know what freedom is?" You go Jen G. That was grossness. Or as The Hater describes the whole mess: "Scientology is kind of like Fox News Channel: rambling, intense, nonsensical, graphics-happy, often scored to bombastic music, prone to overuse of the word "freedom" (as in "The Freedom Medal Of Valor"), and unintentionally hilarious." [Seriously, just watch the top five creepy bits and refrain from watching either of the two links Hater tried to direct you to, a video of Jordy's Ohh La Baby.]

Pretty sure that buying Olive and Rosemary bread, when you think you are buying the super delicious Olive Oil and Rosemary mini loaf counts as a low light. I'm sure you don't care.

Emily Gould (she formerly of Gawker) sums up nicely the Vanity Fair love in piece this month about Indiana Jones over at Jewcy. Note: Count her as the third Gawker alumni that I've crushed on after Ana Marie Cox and Jessica Coen and quite possibly a 4th on Jezebel already. And doubly awesome, how great is Jewcy's masthead: A Magazine and Community for new Jews and other Riffraff. Love it. Count me in.

Mitt Romney won the Michigan Primary tonight? Oh dear lord. And then Hilary beat, er, um, "uncommitted" (awesome and indifferent) and you wonder how America rules the world don't you. Jim Treacher: ""These primaries are like the Special Olympics: Everybody gets a ribbon!" [Detroit News]

This is fairly incredible look at what three guys, a digital camera and four days can do. It's like Saving Private Ryan indie style. Very cool.

Here's a disturbing yet funny look at the downfall of HD-DVD featuring Hitler.