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It's Tuesday February the 27 around 10:56PM and

Buzz Dump: Freshie Socks, Global Warming, Walmart Chicken

*Three words. Jennifer Love Hewitt. For no reason at all, or as The Superficial calls it, "Godzilla could be fighting Chuck Norris in the background and I wouldn't notice." Fair enough.

*Sunday I made a trip to Wal-Mart. Don't mock me you smug bastards, tell me you don't love this place. Bottom line is, I have 40 pairs of brand new socks, yo. That means 40 days of "freshie" socks. Look me in the eye and tell me that having new socks every single day isn't the greatest thing, EVER? The way I see it, its the best 75 cents a day you can spend. And no, I would never buy freaking chicken at Wal-Mart. Only socks and underwear. Deal with it.

*I really don't care how much Al Gore killed it Sunday during the Oscars. What is important are two things. 1. How much awesome the new Diesel ads rock. Ad Freak reports, "The world’s oceans may soon be lapping at our front doors, but at least the speedboat-owning supermodels among us will be having a good time." 2. In related news, Leo DiCaprio might be Communist.

*Why doesn't it surprise me that the Skytrain doesn't make the Top 11 Underground transit systems in the world? I guess, the whole novelty of a train in the sky isn't technically "underground". But I digress. Bottom line, this confirms Vancouver's subway lameness.

*Just because, a link to the latest in Bacon news.

*I'm still talking about this insane movie, Idiocracy. But looking at the insanity of the movie's design is pretty much another great reason to check it out.

*Trailer Park: Look, I like Luke Wilson. I like Kate Beckinsdale. I think their next film "Vacancy" is completely ridiculous. Does Adam Sandler look like Bob Dylan in "Reign Over Me" or am I nuts? Meh.

*Ah...this reminds me. Must return to mocking Craigslist. "15 pairs of cardboard 3-D glasses."

*I'm not going to lie. I've been torturing people for days by playing Avril Lavigne's new video/song "Girlfriend over and over. The lyrics are stunning: "She's like, so whatever..." The whole video is shameless. Bravo Avril. Tag, your all it.

*Remainders: New iPhone commercial, "Hello." That is so smug. Damn you Apple. Damn you to hell. The other night - fine it was a week ago - my friend Lisa was talking about Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan and how insane it would be to be working at their rehab homes. And I quote, "Rehab must be hating these bitches. " Which made me think of this: Peter Griffin does crack. Finally, the Dwight Schrute music video.