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It's Monday April the 24 around 10:06PM and

Buzz Dump: Groundhog Paris

*It would be interesting to be Paris Hilton. She acts kind of like she thinks she is Bill Murray in Groundhog Day, always pushing the boundaries to see if she'll die. And yet, she fails to realize it's not the same day over and over again. Silly Paris.

*Egotastic asked how it is possible that Kevin Federline actually has fans. He does? Trent says, "I don't know about you but I just can't get enough of Kevin Federline and his lusciously moist arm pits ... thank the GODS that he is always so generous to his admirers in that he is so free with showing off his pits."

*I think Adbusters should mind their own business. TV Turnoff Week is stupid crackpot talk. We are in a golden age of television awesomeness - seriously did you See Trump and his two creepy kids tonight, it was what dreams are made of - and they should piss off about mocking our couch culture.

*More proof of You Tube all mighty power. The short film where Napoleon Dynamite was born. And the original short. And the short version of Bottle Rocket. (Via Pop Candy's cutie Whitney Matheson)

*Stop the presses! This Wes Anderson American Express Ad just made my day. Seriously. This is the best thing, EVER.

*Compare that good advertising with this outrageous Ben Affleck hair commercial. Honestly.

*Just because Tara Reid drinks Grey Goose then dances on a table, doesn't mean it should be done. That doesn't stop the booze brands from the marketing gold equation of b-lister (sorry, d-lister) + gossip column mention + brand name alcohol & Bar name.

*American Dad vs. Family Guy kung fu game.

*Screenhead delivers the goods: "The mind reels at the glory of the Mustache Tattoo. Yes. Federal Hill Tattoo in Providence RI offers up permanent faux lip carpets."

*Clearly Dr. Pepper has gone a little mental. Dr Pepper Berries & Cream? Really?