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It's Tuesday October the 17 around 8:07AM and

Buzz Dump: Like No Other

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When the first thing you read in a day is this: "This year, Donnie Deutsch, the biggest douchebag in the advertising industry, started "writing" a Gotham magazine feature for the Napoleonic-complexed Jason Binn, the biggest douchebag in the magazine industry." You know it's going to be a pretty good day. And let's be honest, after last night's Heroes was effing unreal. If I only I could bend the space time continuim, it would make it a lot easier to blog and figure out how to get Ali Larter to come over to my place and discuss philosophy and whatever.

*Start the day off right by watching the new Sony Bravia ad. Warning, a clown has a cameo, but other than that this is a pretty good follow up to their last spot with the bouncing balls.

*Robert Goulet as played by Will Ferrell.

*Apparently Britney Spears also can make the space time continium stop, or she can rip the fabric of time, and then come out the other side reborn, again. Or at least get back to the glory days of pimping herself out for Pepsi in a crop top, which would be nice for all of us. Almost as nice as KFed being body slammed on Raw.

*Chad Vader, Episode 4.

*And those wacky hicks in North Korea seem to be busy working on nuclear weapon test number two. So ronery.

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