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It's Tuesday April the 3 around 7:28AM and

Buzz Dump: Needle in the Hay

*Operation Kitten Calendar. The story of the reality show on the next big kitten calendar. This Acceptable TV also does a pretty mean "Homeless James Bond" series.

*Oh Bridgette, I heart you. Check out her TV Squad Daily post yesterday on Trump and more.

*Star Trek Meets Monty Python. Geek Fantasy with Sarah Lane.

*Baseball season started this week. Get the worst hats ever at the MLB site. The "Argyle Fade Fitted Caps by New Era."

*This one is for Craig. "Catvertising" And Possibly Jeremy who insisted on wearing a sweatshirt with Kittens and cowboy boots last week - and you wonder why a bird dumped on you? I kid.

*Damn you! Damn you Vanity Fair. The April green issue features Leonardo DiCaprio with that cute overloaded baby polar bear from Germany on the cover. At least they didn't put that idiot John Travolta on the cover. He's not so green.

*Geek out chicks: 24's Chloe sans stunned look. Pam from The Office.

*Why is Avril Lavigne such a dumb bitch? Honest to god.

Movies:
*Watched a few brief minutes of The Eiger Sanction last night. Holy crap! It's like a running one liner: "Miss Cerberus: I don't think Mr. Dragon's affliction is a joking matter. Dr. Jonathan Hemlock: I thought it was rather humorous, myself. A spy network being run by a bloodless freak who can't stand light or cold. " Of course co-writer Warren Murphy was also responsible for Remo Williams. It all makes sense now.

*How cool is this. The Departed features the impending doom of X's. Everywhere. A tribute to Howard Hawks' classic 1932 Scarface.

*The above clip reminded me that Rushmore is out in Criterion Collection now. Check out that rockin Futura Bold Eh! And get it for this: "For the 1999 MTV Movie Awards, Wes Anderson directed his own versions of Armageddon, The Truman Show, and Out of Sight, as performed for high school theater by the Rushmore Players, directed by Max Fischer. They're fantastic. And in the most obscure joke on the DVD, Anderson has Max Fischer slide across the stage on a chair during the NASA scenes from Armageddon"

*FilmWad's review of Grindhouse. "Fergie’s in it. If you find her attractive, then we would probably not make for good friends in real life."

*Ninja Cheerleaders. And Mr. Sulu? Bring It On.

Music:
*I can't really Natasha Bedingfield and her singing about babies is just gross. But She looks good. Mute?

*Katy Perry seems pretty cool. Kind of a LA Lilly Allen and 100% less annoying than Avril. Video for "Simple"

*Can't stop listening to Chester French.

*Kings of Convenience video time "I'd Rather Dance with You".

*Something worse than making the new Pussycat Dolls? FHM's High Street Honeys doing the Divinyls.

Final Word:
*Ziggy, will you EVER win?