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It's Monday May the 14 around 6:33AM and

Buzz Dump: Sabotaged

Ever wake up on a Monday and wonder how the weekend could be over already. Today is pretty much that day. The above video "Lion vs Hyena" (via Kissing Suzy Kolber) is amazing and the following is true "Everything becomes 40% cooler when it's set to the Beastie Boys' 'Sabotage.'"

*During last night's Survivor finale they pimped the hell out of Mark Burnett's new show "Pirate Master". I mocked it before, but of course I'll watch. It looks ridiculous. Ridiculously amazing. Watch the trailer.

*The best sentence in the past 7-days, period. "I am quite serious when I say I would be totally happy if this video was the World Wide Web's grand finale, and then the Internet just went dark and we all went back to making candles and reading the bible and stuff." This was in response to this video.

*This might be a second coffee link. I'm just saying. But what about this can't be worthwhile? "The fine people at Hulett Environmental Services decided that midgets dressed up as character from Star Trek would be the absolute best way to convey the message of the superiority in the field of pest control. Beam us up!"

*This looks like a what a Telus ad would look like in Japan. And frankly I like it a lot more.

*Ever wonder, what happened to Eliza Dushku? She's improving Brad Penny's pitching for starters.

*In the words of Bob Ryan from Entourage, If I told you there was a movie starring Amanda Bynes and Meadow Soprano in the tropics, would that be something you'd be interested in? Probably.

*Somebody please kill this guy.

*Martha Stewart vs Lindsay Lohan. Advantage Martha.

*I was really starting to enjoy The Hills, but Heidi and Spencer are disgusting.