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It's Wednesday December the 13 around 6:10AM and

Disturbing Holiday Memories, December 13th Edition

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1. Reader 'Rib' sent this one in. Christopher Walken's Twelve Days of Christmas. "The Third Day. The three French hens have been prepared and dressed for oven or broiler, as you will. But the holiday fun does not stop there, my friend. I have removed the heads myself. With an axe. And I have decorated them, festively, as Mary, Joseph, and the Baby Jesus. Please, enjoy."

2. Have you had your office Christmas party yet? If it looked anything like the one at Lucasfilm i feel for you. I don't see an Ewok anywhere, but the whole photo with the Stormtrooper infront of the Christmas tree is creepy. Not as creepy as the C3P0 cupcakes, but what could be?

3. Perhaps your life is so pathetic and lonely that you need a DVD that allows, "a lonesome dinner to become one full of holiday fun and good cheer with dinner companions eating, drinking, and engaging in conversation. The DVD will feature actors reading out different scripts in other for people to pick out which type of people they would want best." The Dutch always think of the best stuff.

4. Whitney Matheson over at Pop Candy has a pretty amazing bad holiday outfit of the day described as, "We had the ugly sweater aspect and added the element of terrible mustaches." That's it. I need a fake mustache and a bad sweater right now...

5. I really have no idea about this, but had to post. This one goes out to a dear friend/unicorn lover of The Vancouverite currently in the Mother Land. Bigfoot Unicorn Opera.

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