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It's Wednesday August the 15 around 6:18AM and

La Dolce Scooter - The Sweet and Low Life

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Pretty sure this is why you can't take condos in Vancouver seriously. Well this week it is Dolce (535 Smithe). I finally couldn't take looking at their fancy new branding around the site. I know Condohype dished this out when the ads started months ago - and sweetly dishes on all things crap-condo-tastic. Anyway, Dolce could be the trying to be seductive but not really sticking the landing with the "Live. Active. Live High. Live Robson. Live Sweet. Live Cultural. Live." concept. Which is mostly amusing because the address isn't technically on Robson. I'm being picky, but i guess "Live Smithe" just wasn't cutting it.

Or maybe it is the idea that after the 'Live, Live, Live' line you get the bland looking couple having coffee with his red scooter (fine Vespa. Whatever) parked outside. Hell, drive or walk past the construction site and you can see this dirtbag on his scooter all over the place. Really? I mean, if the residence size starting at 507 sq. ft. starts aat $389,900, you'd think smarty pants owner could afford a real car! Besides, you live downtown, what the hell do you need a scooter for?

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