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It's Monday July the 30 around 6:48AM and

Monday Morning Random Stuff

-This is apparently old, but I've somehow managed to miss this hilarious Leroy Jenkins clip. You have to invest a few minutes in this, but the payoff is huge, and makes you want to mock these video game playing dorks for the rest of the day. Nerds are so adorable.

-Best Week Ever asked the "big" question. "Why do the British get away with this brilliance, and all we’ve got to show is Two and a Half Men?"

-Really? A Criterion Armageddon? Seriously? What is going on Criterion? I guess maybe it is because J.J. Abrams wrote it? Really? Actually more shocking waas that he wrote 1997's classic Gone Fishin'. Damn you Youtube for failing to come up with any relevant clips for this movie. Damn you. Just remember this classic line: Gus Green: This is gonna be a 10! Joe Waters: Ten plus! Joe Waters, Gus Green: Borderline 'leven!

-Still haven't seen The Simpsons Movie. But I did see the episode where they go to China this weekend. The dragons are so awesome. Seriously freaky cool. And this is pretty awesome, President Schwarzenegger. Somehow this made me think of this crazy Jet Li movie Fong Sai Yuk where they have a whole fight on top of people. It's ridiculous and amazing.

-Crap. The real transformers. God help us all. Well, I mean it's not this, although that is hilarious.

-Wonkette reports on the brief Bush presidency as VP Dick Cheney went under the knife this weekend. "While Cheney was under the knife, George W. Bush enjoyed two hours of being “in charge.” White House spokesman Tony Snow said Bush sat in Cheney’s chair, pretended to talk to “big important people” and “the King of China” on the telephone, appointed his dogs to the Supreme Court, and had “secret service agents” accompany him to lunch at an Applebee’s in suburban Maryland, where he enjoyed a “presidential burger” with curly fries and then had some ice cream."