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It's Tuesday September the 19 around 9:19AM and

Talk Like a Pirate Day, Drop Dead!

Okay, this isn't going to a good day. I've already read a few posts on various websites referencing Talk Like A Pirate Day. Let me clear up the confusion here friends. If you hear one person say either "Arrrrrr" or "Aye" or any other obnoxious variation thereof, from anyone in your office, school, bus, or wherever, I'm giving you a green light to just slap them in the face to wipe the stupid toothless pirate grin off their faces.

In the words of Gawker today is a day, "When Unfunny Retards Shine" and you should treat these "pirates" as such, savvy.

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Posted by: lee

September 19, 2006 10:51 AM

..and by "retards" we mean "they can do anything"

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