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It's Friday September the 15 around 2:38PM and

Vancouver To Do: Garden State 2, Dos Equis, Darfur, Amazing Race

Tonight: Should you go see Zach Braff's new film The Last Kiss? You know what, it was probably fine the first time as Garden State. Rachel Bilson is hot, but she is no Natalie Portman, that's for sure. Should you go see The Black Dahlia. Not only does it have that goofball Josh Hartnett but it is also getting terrible buzz regardless of its Scarlett Johansson quota. Have fun with all that.

Saturday: Well, you could try celebrating Mexico's 196th Independence Day at the Sheraton (1088 Burrard). On second thought, this is like $80 bucks. Whatever. Here's a better idea: Get a build-your-own taco kit, some salsa, and a few bottles of tequila and celebrate like a real Gringo douchebag. Maybe some Dos Equis for good measure. Ole.

Sunday: This is Global Day For Dafur. Sure, we won't have Justin Trudeau or Bedouin Soundclash here in Vancouver, but George Clooney will slap you in the face if you don't care about this issue. So after you have your pancakes over in Kits, you can go to the Art Gallery between 2:00 and 5:00pm. Or you could mock the people in Navigate The Streets, some sort of not so Amazing Race concept. But for fun, get a dozen eggs, and keep them on hand if you should happen upon one of these geeks, fire away. Tell them i said it was okay.

I like my races, both amazing, and on the TV hosted by Phil Keoghan thank you very much. Thankfully Sunday is Amazing Race 10 season premiere night! So scratch all that other stuff off the board. And I'm already kind of love in with Dustin and Kandice. Even though I miss B.J. and Tyler. Wait, if I enjoy Amazing Race, what happens in Darfur? Cooney? Hello? Anyone? Oh crap.