It's Tuesday July the 8 around 10:59PM and
Summer TV Savior: Big Brother

Thank baby Jesus. On Sunday Big Brother is back. That means, finally, three more nights of something on TV. Okay, for sure Hell's Kitchen was on tonight, and yes, I watched Top Chef (all hail Padma Lakshmi). But it's pretty bad when you end up watching drunk Hasslehoff on America's Got Talent.
Anyways, Dlisted breaks down what to expect, "CBS unveiled the cast of dick bags this morning. There's a gay cowboy, a blonde slut and some douche named Memphis." Furthermore, "I have already found my favorite. His name is Jerry and he's a real-life great pepaw from Texas! 75-year-old Jerry loses some points because in his bio he doesn't mention Werther's original, Metamucil or warm compresses. That being said, Grand Pepaw Jerry is going to win this bitch. Trust this."
Not sure Jerry is my horse in this race, but quite frankly how can you decide prior to episode 1 anyway?
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