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It's Monday April the 24 around 7:58PM and

Caught in Freak Wormhole

Wow. I know that lately I've been more full of excuses than posts, but really how exactly do five days just vanish like that. I'm going to maintain that I was abducted by some friendly aliens from Rigel 7 or caught in a wormhole. Thankfully they let me go after I made them cry, to which Kang said, "These are not tears; we are vomiting from our eyes!".

But seriously I had one of those runs of luck. In fact it felt like I was in that ridiculous new Lindsay Lohan movie. Okay that was creepy. But come on think of this: The perfect parking places, the skipping waiting in lines, the movie starting as soon as you enter the theatre, the greatest French Toast ever, the best time losing an entire afternoon at Havanas patio. But what do you care about that, you just think I was being a deadbeat. So, let's get back to the links since this post is about as smug and worthless as it gets. And I'm okay with that.

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