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It's Friday May the 19 around 9:55PM and

What were you thinking?

Giving someone like me access to your blog is comparable to sending your children to Uncle Feely's Daycare/Pig-farm. Not necessarily Jackson's best decision but it could be his sweetest...Be warned that I think run-on sentences are cool and grammar and punctuation is time better spent talking about stuff like this cornucopia of info:

I watched the Preakness today. It wasn't very entertaining and I don't suspect I will ever have that 3 minutes of my life back but at least I got to see what all the commotion is about. I think Vince McMahon needs to put a WWE spin on horse racing as we know it. Instead of naming a horse "Sister Vagina" or "Lilly Foot" they are titled like monster trucks, titles like "The Bone Splitter" or "The Glue Huffer" or something that makes people find a corner to cry and pee their pants.

There is an all you can eat sushi restaurant in Metrotown called Su Shi Ya. I don't suggest you ever go there, ever. However if you do not heed my warning then you should be prepared to pay by credit card. That way when your meal is crap like ours was, you can just sign off the slip with 'go to hell' or make them feel guilty with 'thanks for totally ruining our anniversary, glad we came here' or leave it blank. Apparently I am not alone in this half ass review.

I took my 3 year old spaz to the Aquarium this morning. If you haven't been there in a long time, go now. It's $17 for an adult but considering you can spend 3 hours there and still not see everything, that's totally worth it. You can also get a membership for $40. There are few really cool placed in Vancouver where you are supporting more than some old man. Don't be cheap, if you have or know a young child and you are on this website then you have $20 to spare. Pry the PlayStation control from juniors cold malnourished hands and go check out the new giant squid they have in the old orca tank. They feed the dolphins smelt I think, but they throw live goats into the giant squid tank. They also have one of the creatures from this guy's movie, and it's not an early 1900's elitist.

I will be back with a new post early this week. This is the first time I have ever used the internet so please let me know if it was any good or not. My writing is pretty weak and is only cheapening the brilliance that is the Vancouverite but it's tough because I only have 6 fingers and getting at the outer corners makes word selection hard for me.